Let's all look our age...

OK, judge me for this post if you want. I'm OK with it.

I'm 33 and I like being 33. I also like looking like I'm 33. HOWEVER- some of us don't like looking our age. And normally I wouldn't care, BUT you're making me look older. Stop it already. Don't you see, you're ruining the curve. Come on, you remember the curve ruiners in school. You didn't like them did you. No one did. And now, you're buying eye cream, wrinkle cream, lightening cream, smoothing cream, enhancing cream and junior size clothes, and maybe even getting some "work" done so that you look 28 instead of 38 or 48 or 58. You look great, don't get me wrong. But I look much older because of you. I keep getting mistaken for someone who has kids in high school, and yes while that is possible (a kid at 18) it's not likely. So, stop looking so young and start looking your age. All I want is to look my age, but I can't do it without you. So, who's in? Who wants to embrace the fact that we've put on some miles and might be wiser for it? Who wants to enjoy the life God has given us instead of fighting it tooth and nail and tummy and butt? Anybody? Anybody? OK, I'm going to stop whining and start looking my age :)